Classy Caller of the night

I was helping the rather cocky / self-important sounding customer troubleshoot his internet connectivity issue when he asked me to "hold on for a second". He then put his hand over the receiver and I overheard his muffled end of a great conversation.

Mom... MOM! NO! We've TALKED about this! The basement is OFF-LIMITS! This is MY Basement! You have to respect MY privacy! I am a MAN, mother... I am 34-years-old! I will MOVE out of this basement and leave you so... no, I... Mom, no... I'm... I'm sorry, Mommy. No, I... well there AREN'T any jobs out there! I DID look! Yeah, okay... I'll get you my laundry once I'm done here"

Absolutely priceless :)