"Morale is up... WAY up!"

I wasn't too big a fan of this whole iraq War thing, what with it killing all our soldiers and terrorizing innocent Iraqis and costing approximately $1000 a second...

...But then George Dubbya brought in THE BIG GUN. (clicky for the proof!)

Yes sir! If Chuck Norris says that The Surge is working, then BY GAWD THE SURGE IS WORKING GAWD BLESS 'MERIKUH!!!

(and yes, they 8can* make me vote Republican by threatening to round-house kick me in the head).