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This was my very first Thansgluttony Day with The Lap Band and let me tell ya, it was an EXPERIENCE!!! Being the last person to leave the table has always been a badge of honor in my family, and NO ONE is allowed to leave the table till they are beyond miserable. THEN you get a piece of pie and are allowed to leave the table.

This year my plate looked like something from a fancy French restaurant, with a tablespoon of stuffing and a single slice of turkey and a dollop of taters with a drizzle of gravy on it... and I only took maybe 4 bites before i was absolutely stuffed.

FOUR BITES!!!

i have a pre-made Turkey Dinner in the freezer right now that is made to feed 4 to 6 people, but i think it's gonna last 4 to 6 MONTHS.

As per the request of jargon_john

GRAMPY'S CHRISTMAS

One of Betty Boop's supporting characters, "Grampy" uses common household items to make toys for orphans and decorate the tree. The bestest part is the live-action tree-on-a-record-player at the end :)