New Energy Drink?

CAT PUKE!!! 'Cuz nuthin'... and I mean NOTHING! Wakes you up faster than barefoot-stepping in to a pile of cat puke on a linoleum floor first thing in the morning! I figure I could make MILLIONS by providing this service to caffeine junkies from coast-to-coast! I come in about an half-hour before you wake up and place piles of Cat Puke in your bathroom and kitchen. That way the outer layer will have had time to cool just a bit while allowing the core to stay cat-intestine HOT for maximum shock.

Our youngest kitty (Joey) puked a 2-foot line of undigested food right in front of the kitchen sink, two LARGE piles laid out as land-mines just beyond the baby gate leading in to the kitchen, and several little "Yellow liquid and one piece of kitty food" lakes from the front door all the way to the baby gate.

I stumbled in to the Kitchen Sink Barrier Reef (somehow dodging al the other land-mines and lakes) before noticing all the puke.