Suck V3.0

[captain_slinky]

My car was stolen today. I REALLY hope that it was stolen by someone who has never done this type of thing before, and only did it so he can afford rent and food and presents for his kids. I hope it was a really hard choice for him to make, but in the end he knew he had to do whatever he needed to do for his family. It'll be his dark secret and he'l never let on, but at least his family will have food this year.

Comments

[erinjanelle.livejournal.com]

Argh. you're nicer than I am about it.

There are food banks and Toys for Tots.

I'm sorry this happened to you.

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

I'd say you're probably right on, with a few minor edits.

Replace "rent and food and presents for his kids" with "smack" in sentence 2.

Replace "family" with "fix" in sentence 3.

and don't forget to tag "at least whatever was left in the car" on the end of the last sentence.