Whatchoo talkin' Gout, Willis?

I am slowly recovering from the most severe Gout Attack I have ever had in my entire life! My big toe had been aching for the past two or three days a little bit, not enough to make me rush to the medicine cabinet for the Gout Pills. But then some 8 hours ago at 3am I woke-up CRYING because I was in so much pain! I rushed to the bathroom to get the pills! I cried some more! Crystal woke-up and took care of me, giving me plenty of love and pain meds till i finally fell asleep.

Oh, and at some point I also picked my way through a pint of rotting bing cherries in the fridge because that's the old home remedy for Gout.

Crystal stayed home from work today to take care of Molly for me and I am so happy she did it... there's no way I could have taken care of Molly all hopped-up on goofballs like this!

Now I'm awake and eating a cold Herfey's hamburger. LORD how I love me some Herfeys! The burger is always delicious, sure... but THE FRIES! OMG THE FRIGGIN' FRIES!!! Crinkle-cut and (I assume) double-fired so that a good 85% of the fries are translucently orange with crispness *drool*.

Okay, still kinda out of it from the pain meds, so I'm gonna hobble myself back in to bed now.

Percocet is a HELL of a drug, kids

Apparently I woke-up at around noon or so and read my e-mail, posted to LJ, updated Facebook status...

I have no recollection of these things.

As far as I know, i have been asleep since 4am.

Crystal gave me some 4 doses of Percoset while I was in this way. I think they may be to blame.