Difficult

The main obstacle in getting ready for this Garage Sale tomorrow (imho) is Crystal's insistance that NOTHING be allowed to sit on the ground. EVERYTHING has to be on tables, benches, shelves or otherwise elevated.

I have two very large collapsible tables that form a giant Olympic Size Ping Pong Table. I have a book shelf. I have a bunch of boards and buckets with which to make bench-like tables. And that's about it...

I may need to go out tonight and borrow tables from folks.

GARAGE SALE DETAILS!!!

As posted on Craigslist just moments ago...

Saturday, August 22 ONLY 9am - 4pm
19142 130th Ave NE
Bothell, WA 98011

At the very back of the Cul De Sac, in the prestigious Holly Hills neighborhood.

You know that guy who always seems to be just one step ahead of you at the thrift stores and garage sales? The one carrying the Darth Vader helmet, a stack of B-Movie Horror VHS tapes and a 1983 Star Trek Collectors Glass from Taco Bell while all you've been able to find are a few coverless copies of Archie Comics? Don't you hate that guy?

I AM THAT GUY! AND THIS IS MY YARD SALE!!!

I'm getting rid of about 90% of my 70's, 80's and 90's pop culture treasures in this garage sale and you're NOT going to want to miss it, especially since I'm selling it all DIRT CHEAP. Seriously! Most everything is going to be 25-cents, 50-cents... *maybe* a few things going all the way up to $5.

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING AT MY GARAGE SALE THAT COSTS OVER $5, IT'S BECAUSE I'M SELLING IT FOR A FRIEND.

(This would include a rather large collection of 1:24 scale NHRA Funny Cars (the type that usually sell for $60-$80 each) going for $20 a pop)

RECORDS RECORDS RECORDS!!! Friends say I am THE KING of Eclectic Vinyl! I'll be going through the collection tonight and weeding out the cool wax what ain't been listened to in over a year! I'll even be selling my old record player for $5 so you'll have a chance to check the grooves before purchasing!

TOYS!!! Some stuff as old as The 1960's, 1970's, 1980's and beyond! Also a very large assortment of current toys that my 3-year-old daughter has outgrown!

Speaking of my daughter, KIDS CLOTHES! Lots and lots of quality kids clothing!

And cool/awesome ADULT CLOTHES, too! Mostly in the highly desirable XL and XXL sizes!

NICK NACKS! DOO DADS! COMPLETE WASTES OF TIME!!!

And mention that you saw our ad on CRAIGSLIST and you'll get your choice of a handsome PAPER or PLASTIC reusable bag, emblazoned with one of a variety of popular Northwest Business logos such as "Safeway", "Top Food & Drug", "Albertsons" or "Value Village"!

So COME ON DOWN! Saturday August 22nd ONLY! 9am till 4pm! Free Coffee if you bring your own cup!

19142 130th Ave NE
Bothell, 98011 at the very back of the Cul De Sac!