wtf in Advertising

Not a clever edit! Not a Photoshop trickery! This is the ACTUAL Fred Meyer flyer in the Sunday, October 25th Seattle newspaper!!! You're not missing half of it, it's not being taken out of context... just a roasted chicken that somehow reminds the disembodied voice that it needs more candy and flashlight batteries.

Who IS this disembodied voice, anywho? Some weirdo about to stuff a chicken with Candy and Batteries? An Alzheimer patient who then went on to complain about the crickets and talk to his wife who died in '82? Something else???

Toolbelt

Anybody (local) have an adult-size tool belt we can borrow before Thursday? Doesn't need tools in it, just the tool belt. Thanks!