Im'a make you RICH for The Holidays!

Inspired by the local radio station Warm 106.9 (Soft adult-contemporary hits of Yesterday and Today) what switched to their all-Xmas programming this week. So far I have not heard a single *classic* Christmas song on there, but I've heard a TON of modern masterpieces. And hey, if THESE jokers can get on the radio at Christmas then so can you by simply following their well-established formula for success! You'll be RICH by New Years!

STEP ONE: Get a piano.

STEP TWO: Choose at least ONE of the following words: Snow(flake), Gift, Baby Jesus, Christmas, Bells, Winter.

STEP THREE: Add at least ONE secondary word from the following list: Heart, Love, Diamond, Jesus (non-baby variety), Alone, Warm.

STEP FOUR: Sprinkle liberally with Conjunctions and Adjectives.

STEP FIVE: Sit back and try not to drown in all the royalties :)

So be sure to go buy your copy of my new smash Holiday single, "Christmas Bells are the Gift of a Snowflake like a Diamond in the Heart of The Baby Jesus this Winter alone with the warm love of Jesus".

You can also milk an extra $20k ut of it if you somehow shoehorn in something about supporting our troops.