Gettin' R Dun!

I fell asleep last night, I'm sure of it. I remember seeing the opening credits of Family Guy and thinking "I better change the channel or else Molly will be making masturbation and retard jokes all day long tomorrow", and then I woke-up in bed. So I think that means I got about 12 hours of sleep last night! Thank you, Schmoopie!

After nearly 2 years of sitting at 327lbs regardless of how much I exercised or watched what I was eating, I'm finally dropping some weight again. Scale at The Gym (same scale that has mocked me with 327 for so long) said 324 yesterday... WOO! I only weigh once a week, so I can hardly wait for next Tuesday to see if it's a downward trend, or just the clothes i was wearing that day.

Moved our giant porch swing out in to the front yard yesterday just in time so that I can move it back under cover for our Weekend of Rain :( But at least we had a very pretty sunny day to swing in it yesterday :)

Maybe today will be the day I finally get this house cleaned... I can set Molly up at the table making Valentines while I clean the kitchen, set our Rob-Servant to vacuuming while I tidy-up the Media Room... And dinner is an easy fix that's 80% from boxes and cans (gotta use 'em up before the expiration date after all)!

Missed Opportunities

While in California, I had the opportunity to dine at Del Taco (we have none in Washington State). It was food that went in to my mouth and through my digestive tract. Mostly forgettable.

EXCEPT for the Deep Fried Jalapenos.

They were exquisite Marquis deSade pain in my mouth and belly! But they really missed the boat, marketing-wise on this.

Picture it: You have a Jalapeno Pepper, sliced in to O-shaped rings, beep-fried in an Onion Ring batter. Jalapeno in bite-sized O's. Jalapeno O's. The perfect name for them would be, right? Are you seeing it too? JALAPNE-O'S!

But they decided t call them Jalapeno Rings :(

Further development in my angered mind has gone on to make the even BETTER, MORE REFINED perfect name for them, HELL-O-PAIN-O'S.

But no... they went with Jalapeno Rings. How utterly boring :(