Nov. 2nd, 2010

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Yesterday, Molly had her "Well Child" check-up at The Doctor's Office. Just your standard check-up combined with all the shots you'll need before going to Kindergarten, reviewing the development of the kid and having a professional tell you what you're doing wrong instead of just letting the aunts and uncles talk about it with the grandparents whenever you leave the room.

The two biggest notes of the check-up (to me) were that Molly's weight-gain is on an upward spike (no need for concern because she's had a history of that) and that I let her have too much "Screen Time" (TV and Computer combined should be less than 2 hours per day, we have a combined total of about 6 hours per day on average).

I came away from the Doctor's Office with new resolve. I realized that I need to get back on track with preparing healthy, balanced meals instead of pre-packaged junk food and fast food. I realized we need to just turn off the TV all together instead of letting it play in the background while we do stuff. This wasn't going to be just a change for *her*, it was going to be a change for US! A HEALTHY change! Early to bed, early to rise! Exercise! I was psyched! Menu plans and non-computerized activities were flying all around inside my head like a tornado full of Dorothy! Things are gonna change, I can feel it!

Fast-forward to 2am this morning, Molly and I cuddled-up on the couch watching hour 3 of Sponge Bob Squarepants, finishing off a bag of potato chips together. SCREW THE SYSTEM! My baby was feeling icky because of their shots and this is what makes her feel better; a prescription for massive doses of cuddling and cartoons with Daddy!
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Granted, no guy really wants the Doctor to whisper *anything* in his ear right before a Prostate Exam, but as I was waiting there in my revealingly breezy gown, I could help compiling...

    CAPTAIN SLINKY'S TOP 10 THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE DOCTOR WHISPER IN TO YOUR EAR RIGHT BEFORE A PROSTATE EXAM
  • 10) "Trick or treat"
  • 9) "I seen Lucy and Linus... now let's see how Charlie Brown is doing"
  • 8) "Knock knock"
  • 7) (Singing) "I smell sex and... can-deee"
  • 6) "I hope you voted for Rossi"
  • 5) "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
  • 4) "Say Hello to my little friend"
  • 3) "Time to make the Donuts"
  • 2) "You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?"
  • 1) "I love you, Daddy"

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