Why does my mind THINK like that???

So I saw this ad at vintage_ads and that look on the Donald Duck costume's face... I love the "I have no idea what I'm doing here" look on Donald's face. Like maybe he had a crush on the little girl and she had said "Hey want to have some fun?" and he was all "Heck yeah I want to have some fun" because he thinks it means they're going to go smooch or something so they started walking off together and then she says "Oh good here comes my 15-year-old boyfriend in his Skeleton costume" and he's all "HEY TWERP YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN WE'RE GONNA GO BUST SOME HEADS HUHR HUHR HUHR" and then Donald's all "Uhm I don't think that's..." but then the little girl puts out her cigarette on Donald's arm and says "Stop being such a pussy, Donald! You're either with us or against us and I'd hate to have to cut that pretty face of yours" and then she flashes an obscenely large and shiny knife at him and he's all "Oh crap I'm gonna die tonight aren't I?"