So much for that

My last post of the evening last night was about how I didn't want to go to sleep even though I felt very sleepy.

Then I went to bed.

Looks like I slept for some 12 hours before my body got that "YOU HAVE SLEPT TOO MUCH" all-over back ache - the kind that you're pretty sure is just in your lower back but as soon as you get up you realize that it's in every. part. of your body.

Drinking coffee and wishing for a new body.

Things That Should Not Be Things Any More (Part 1)

Here is a list of things that people do ON PURPOSE that I think should no longer be done on purpose.

• PICNIC LUNCHES
  
• CAMPING
  
• RED LOBSTER'S "LOBSTER TOPPER DAYS"
  
• COUNTRY MUSIC
  
• GOING TO THE BEACH

That's not to say that these things can't happen by accident or coincidence, like "Hey we're gonna be hiking all day better bring a lunch along with us" as opposed to "Ooh let's set up a specific time and place to go chase escaping napkins across the park and scream-pray that we can find a restroom within a half-mile".

"Oh hey we're no where near civilization right now so let's just camp here for the night" instead of "Hey let's take a miniature, uncomfortable version of our house out to the middle of nowhere for a week and live there".

Red Lobster, please stop saying "Man people sure do love Lobster, but y'know what would make it better? DROWN IT IN CHEEZ-WIZ"

Country music, please just stop. I love you, but it's all been done TO DEATH and we alllllll get it - you love America and Beer and Trucks. Move on.

And the last one on the list, GOING TO THE BEACH. Hot sand, itchy water, sand in every crevice, sand in your food, other people's bratty kids torturing YOUR kids, and SO MUCH SUN! Melanoma, eye damage, sunburn - stay home and take a nice cold shower.