This year's MUST DO Holiday Experience for kids!

Looking for a fun Christmas event for your little ones this Holiday Season? Then look no further than the Snoqualmie Indian Casino! Drag your children through a magical wonderland of gambling smokers, alcoholics and other assorted folks who think a Casino is a great place to bring your kids! Enjoy the antics of Frosty, Rudolph, The Grinch, Ms(?!) Claus and, I dunno, whatever else we can scrounge up. Be sure to come early so your kids can also experience the magic of The Chippendales Dancers 2014 Forever Sexy World Tour, then for all you late-night toddlers we also have Jenny McCarthy's "Dirty Sexy Funny" Tour! Buy your tickets NOW!

(Seriously, who at the Casino said "Yeah, let's bring in a bunch of kids"? The Casino is supposed to be a REFUGE from stuff like this for folks who don't like kids!)