He he he hee!

[captain_slinky]

I love it when I can come up with home-spun analogies! Crystal just came in to the room wearing very tight mini-skirt and sweater. "I wish I could fit in to this for today" she said.
I replied "Oh honey, you cna wear whatever you like.. go ahead and wear something comfy!"

"But I can't... it's VALENTINES DAY!"

I say "Honey, you've all ready landed me... I all ready love you!"

Then I came up with it. THE Analogy.

In my best Andy-Griffith, down-home-Mayberry-Aunt-
Bea's-prize-winnin'-Pickel-Recipe, Barney-Fife's-one-bullet voice, I said it:

"Y'see, once you've caught the fish, ya don't have ta keep on tryin' to feed it bait!"