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A friend of mine here at work has finally gotten up the nerve to ask one of our co-workers out on a date, and he asked me for advice. I told him to just do like I always did; amaze her with your mastery of science-fiction trivia, dazzle her with your various Playstation skills, then go in for the kill by settling down on the couch for a comfy yet intimate discussion about your favorite comic books. Hey, my tactics work, man! I've had sex with up to TWO different women within the span of only 10 years! I am, as the street-folk say, a "Playah". Word.

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