"Oh, do you have a little girl?"

[captain_slinky]

Yes I m an expectant father. Yes, I am proud-as-punch to tell you all about my little girl (saw her for the first time last week on the ultrasound), what the due-date is (February 4th), the names we have picked out (leaning towards "Molly" but still working on getitng the missus to agree to "Lois Lane") and any other little tid-its I feel like sharing. There is only one situation where I really hate to hear the "Oh, do you have a little girl" question, and that's when I have a pile of little girl clothes n my arms at a garage sale or Thrift Store. I mean here I am, BIG GUY, BIG load of pink frilly things that (if i REALLY tried) I MIGHT be ale to fit my left foot in to. I'm just so tempted...

"Oh, do you have a little girl?"

Nope! But I *do* have a fetish! So... twenny-five cents for this adorable onesie? I'll TAKE IT!