"Oh, do you have a little girl?"

[captain_slinky]

Yes I m an expectant father. Yes, I am proud-as-punch to tell you all about my little girl (saw her for the first time last week on the ultrasound), what the due-date is (February 4th), the names we have picked out (leaning towards "Molly" but still working on getitng the missus to agree to "Lois Lane") and any other little tid-its I feel like sharing. There is only one situation where I really hate to hear the "Oh, do you have a little girl" question, and that's when I have a pile of little girl clothes n my arms at a garage sale or Thrift Store. I mean here I am, BIG GUY, BIG load of pink frilly things that (if i REALLY tried) I MIGHT be ale to fit my left foot in to. I'm just so tempted...

"Oh, do you have a little girl?"

Nope! But I *do* have a fetish! So... twenny-five cents for this adorable onesie? I'll TAKE IT!

Comments

[tfcocs.livejournal.com]

I can truthfully say that your daughter's adolesence will be one long nightmare for her! LOL I can imagine what you will say to her dates when you meet them for the first time.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

"So you like my daughter, eh? Well you are in luck, son... she is a DAMN fine lay!"

[tfcocs.livejournal.com]

If nothing else works, that line will ensure her chastity until marriage, if not for many years afterwards! But what if she is a lesbian?

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

then he can hang out rating the babes at the bar.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Naaaaaaah... I'll just send her to Bible Camp! They'll straightn 'er out!

Parening is SO FRIGGIN' EASY if you just let The Pope do it for you!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh, then I just disown her. Yes, it's JUST THAT EASY!!!

This parenting crap is gonna be a SNAP!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

evil evil bad man............

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yes... yes I am. And extremely innapropriate!