Time Travel, T-Roy and C.A.N.A.D.A.
Nov. 28th, 2005 09:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyI have a theory about Canada. It was first presented in an episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (possibly Zombie Nightmare?), with a line that went something to the effect of "This movie was either filmed 10 years ago, or in Canada today".
Yes, Cnada is constantly an average of 5 to 10 years behind us in every way. Trends, fads, fashions, music... if you liked 1998, you'll LOVE Canada! And as evidence, I present my Co-Werker Troy (or "T-Roy" as he prefers to be called). T-Roy is from Canada. He has a shaved head, goatee, square "Hipster" glasses and dresses in cool retro Boeling Shirts every day. Just like WE did back in '96, when The Brian Setzer Orchestra wowed us all with the big-band sounds of "Jump, Jive & Wail"! Ahh, those were the days...
A part of me wants to take a road trip up there and warn them about things to come. Another part knows that I should not interfere for the possibility of unravelling the very fabric of space and time itself!
I'm pretty sure that Canada is actually just a governemtn funded time travel experiment. I mean really, how do we even know that Canada actually *exists*? Have you ever seen Canada and America together at the same time? And really, that name "Canada"... what does that even mean? I'm pretty sure it's just a clever anachronym or something, probably stands for "Chronological And Neurological Advancement / Degradation Agency.
Okay, so it's obvious that a Road Trip is called for here. We have to go and warn them! What events of the past 5-to-10 years would you like to warn the C.A.N.A.D.ians about? THIS IS OUR CHANCE!!!
Yes, Cnada is constantly an average of 5 to 10 years behind us in every way. Trends, fads, fashions, music... if you liked 1998, you'll LOVE Canada! And as evidence, I present my Co-Werker Troy (or "T-Roy" as he prefers to be called). T-Roy is from Canada. He has a shaved head, goatee, square "Hipster" glasses and dresses in cool retro Boeling Shirts every day. Just like WE did back in '96, when The Brian Setzer Orchestra wowed us all with the big-band sounds of "Jump, Jive & Wail"! Ahh, those were the days...
A part of me wants to take a road trip up there and warn them about things to come. Another part knows that I should not interfere for the possibility of unravelling the very fabric of space and time itself!
I'm pretty sure that Canada is actually just a governemtn funded time travel experiment. I mean really, how do we even know that Canada actually *exists*? Have you ever seen Canada and America together at the same time? And really, that name "Canada"... what does that even mean? I'm pretty sure it's just a clever anachronym or something, probably stands for "Chronological And Neurological Advancement / Degradation Agency.
Okay, so it's obvious that a Road Trip is called for here. We have to go and warn them! What events of the past 5-to-10 years would you like to warn the C.A.N.A.D.ians about? THIS IS OUR CHANCE!!!
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Date: 2005-11-29 12:53 am (UTC)And I'm stuck in the early 90's! The Grunge theme, to be exact. Although i'm from another godforsaken part of the world.... so maybe that's it.
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