Lessons learned
Dec. 4th, 2005 12:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyI learned a few lessons tonight:
P.S. I am not crazy! Here's a link to The Pen that you can use to make your doodles come to life, like drawing a picture of a calculator and it ecomes a real life calculator.
- Regardless of how many times she has made you promise to tell her if something doesn't look right, you should NEVER tell a pregnant woman that a shirt looks "a little tight". Multiply this rule x300 if it is 5 minutes before you walk out the door to go to a party.
- Not every party has to include a "Show Stopper" story about my bowel movements; a simple story of how my stripper-name used to be Meat Shake will do just as well.
- I should know better than to be picky. Whatever they put on the table is absolutely incredible every year, and I always wish i had eaten "more of THOSE" ("THOSE" being whatever I didn't grab any of when I first hit the snack table) by the end of the night.
- No matter how far I try to dead-pan carry a joke, The James can ALWAYS carry it just one step further. He is truly a King amongst Men.
- The only thing harder than doing something cool in secret is waiting for someone to notice the cool sectret thing you did and comment on it. NO ONE COMMENTED! Just me,
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khristle and Brittany knew what was up!
P.S. I am not crazy! Here's a link to The Pen that you can use to make your doodles come to life, like drawing a picture of a calculator and it ecomes a real life calculator.
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