"Actually, Sir, when Comcast fired the Stealth Cable Disconnect Ninja, they gave up all license to such advanced technology as the 'Modem-Free' connection, the 'No Router Needed' wireless service, and the 'Magic Button' tech support option. As a result, we are forced to make such compromises as the use of mundane cable modems, wireless routers, and phone troubleshooting techniques. However, as Comcast is eternally concerned with the comfort & ease of connection provided to their customers, our Marketing Department has teamed up with Human Resources to again provide the Free 24-Hour Sushi Bar and Wired™ Energy Drinks requested in their re-employment negotiations. Rest assured, as soon as the construction of these facilities is complete, Comcast Customers will again be able to enjoy the features provided previously, at no additional cost."
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Date: 2006-01-14 09:08 am (UTC)