Ya just can't make this $#!% up!

[captain_slinky]

Ice Skating With The Stars.

Sounds like one of those "so crappy of an idea that it hurts" type of things I used to come up with to torture my loved ones with! And mind you, I came up with some real DOOZIES! Great sit-coms like:

• "Big Ape On Campus", where a college freshman (played by the youngest kid from "Mr. Belvedere") gets a scholorship to Harvard, but on one condition; he has to share a dorm room with a super-intelligent talking monkey! While the kid teaches how to be more human, the monkey teaches the kid how to "cut loose"!
  
• "Action Dad", where a world-famous Indiana-Jones-esque adventurer (played by B-Movie Icon Bruce Campbell) has to put down roots when he finds out he has a teen-age daughter! He's braved the dangers of the Amazon... but can he survive TEENAGE HORMONES?!?!
  
• "Miss Taken", where an out-of-work teacher (played by Tony Danza) finds himself having to dress in drag ansd pretend to be "Miss Takeen" in order to get a job teaching first grade! Also stars Justine Bateman as the first grade teacher/romantic interest that Tony Danza has to hide his secret from, Anson "Potsie" Williams as the Principal who suspects but can never prove that it's Tony Danza in drag, and Don Knotts as the wize old janitor who knows Tony's secret and helps him keep hidden.