Ya just can't make this $#!% up!

[captain_slinky]

Ice Skating With The Stars.

Sounds like one of those "so crappy of an idea that it hurts" type of things I used to come up with to torture my loved ones with! And mind you, I came up with some real DOOZIES! Great sit-coms like:

• "Big Ape On Campus", where a college freshman (played by the youngest kid from "Mr. Belvedere") gets a scholorship to Harvard, but on one condition; he has to share a dorm room with a super-intelligent talking monkey! While the kid teaches how to be more human, the monkey teaches the kid how to "cut loose"!
  
• "Action Dad", where a world-famous Indiana-Jones-esque adventurer (played by B-Movie Icon Bruce Campbell) has to put down roots when he finds out he has a teen-age daughter! He's braved the dangers of the Amazon... but can he survive TEENAGE HORMONES?!?!
  
• "Miss Taken", where an out-of-work teacher (played by Tony Danza) finds himself having to dress in drag ansd pretend to be "Miss Takeen" in order to get a job teaching first grade! Also stars Justine Bateman as the first grade teacher/romantic interest that Tony Danza has to hide his secret from, Anson "Potsie" Williams as the Principal who suspects but can never prove that it's Tony Danza in drag, and Don Knotts as the wize old janitor who knows Tony's secret and helps him keep hidden.

Comments

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Wasn't Big Ape on Campus made into a Futurama Episode?

I knew you had a budding career in tv writing, you'd just gone incognito at the Evil Empire to keep yourself in Incrediheads....

"Miss taken"

[thegoddesskali.livejournal.com]

I swear there was an anime like that........

Re: "Miss taken"

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yesh, but it probably involved catholic schoolgirls instead of first graders, a talking panda with bat-wings for ears instead of Don Knotts, a mysterious handsome guy who transformed in to a giant robot instead of Anson Williams and an ancient evil with lots of phalic-looking tentacles just for fun :)