Oh my...

[captain_slinky]

I helped a nice young couple tonight, over the phone. They were haing trouble ordering some sort of boxing event on pay-per-view, and I was fixing it from the Comcast end. As I was sending signals to the cable box and checking all the billing stuff, the lady started moaning.

And the guy started moaning.

And there was a sound much like someone eating a VERY juicy orange.

I excused myself and asked if I could put them on hold for a few moments, and the lady said Ohhhhhhhhh yes, so I put them on hold.

Came back a few minutes later to a a very rythmic moaning of both the lady and the guy, very obviously in the throes of passion. "Wait, wait, wait... he's back! Ohhhhhhhhhhgawd...."

And of course I acted as though nothing had happened, and thanked them for holding, and went on with the trouble shooting of the problem.

I have to wonder... I mean, I *know* I do a darned fine job of helping the fine folks of this State with their internet and cable television problems. But am I really *that good* to inspire spontaneous marital relations? And what type of person seesthis situation and says "Oh honey, I am SO turned on by the way you're giving that guy on the phone all your account information! I MUST HAVE YOU!!!"

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Okay, THAT sounds dirty when taken out of context! Maybe that's what did it? I did tell her "I'm gonna send a few hits to your cable box, let me know if anything happens..."

Oh yeah. SOMETHING happened :)

[jodijodijodi.livejournal.com]

My ex (the one who worked for Comcast in Auburn but now lives in Phoenix and works for Cox and we're not dating anymore) used to joke with me about that when I was having all the problems with my cable in my current apartment. There's a break in the actual line. So before I knew that was the problem, the technician and his helper buddy were sitting in my bedroom (where the only cable thing is) and trying to figure out what's wrong. I was on the phone with my ex, and he just kept hearing them say charming things like, "Hm. Send a hit to her box." and "I've got my hand all the way up there - I don't know why it's not responding".

Dirty.


Dirty!!!