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Crystal and Molly are NEVER allowed to go away without me for more than one day at a time EVER AGAIN!!!

I should be asleeep. I have to work tomorrow. But NOOOOO! I'll lay there wishing they were in the bed with me and I just can't sleep without them. So what do I do to make myself sleepy?

I come in here and watch "The Videos"; the ones that made me cry at work. All the way in to the computer room I kept telling myself that this was a VERY bad idea. And yeah, I was right. Aparently I cry MUCH MORE OPENLY when I'm home alone than I do in an office full of co-werkers I barely know.

I'm a complete and total wreck.

I NEED TO GET MY MIND OFF OF THEM!!! I need to be distracted! Otherwise I've got a full FIVE DAYS of this HELL to live in before I get to see them again!

I may need to go out tomorrow for a little "Retail Therapy".

Date: 2006-06-10 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com
Too sleep the following should be consumed:

1) Turkey (either in sandwich, salad, or plain)
2) A nice glass of Beer, wine, or cooler.
3) Chase with 1 shot NyQil (any flavor)
4) Find old bad movie and lie on sofa or recline in easy chair.

If steps 1 through 4 don't work you could always try sex it tends to put most males too sleep. However I do know in your case this will not work at this moment in time and as for step 2 well when the cats are away the mice will play :)

Date: 2006-06-11 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Followed a bit of that advice, just not to the letter. Had chicken, a double-shot of Nyquil and watched Platoon OnDemand.

BTW, don't watch Platoon if you're "Riding The Sleepy-Green Stallion" (as us Nyquaholics call it). I had never seen it before. It was quite horrific.

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