Stupid Customer Tricks

[captain_slinky]

If it's 1:30 in the morning and you're drunk and your computer won't turn on for some reason, I can GUARANTEE that it has nothing to do with the Comcast High-Speed Interne tService. However, yes, I *will* check to see if your internet is working. Please do not be shocked and confused when I tell you that yes indeed the Comcast Internet Connection is workign just fine, and that the reason you can't get on the internet is because your computer will not start up. I'm sure that in the morning when you wake up all hung-over you will see the logic of what I am saying. And no, no matter HOW MANY creative curses you may throw in my direction, it will NOT make your broke-ass computer suddenly start working.

Comments

[valerie-valerah.livejournal.com]

*gives you a cookie*

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Apparently this person has a designated surfer! Friends don't let friends drink and get on the computer! Probably tired of dealing the the aftermath of all the drunken emails. Maybe he secretly unplugged it, like taking a drunk's keys! Bwwaaa Haaa Loser!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Tell him you are very sorry for the inconvenience, and you will now transfer him to our lovely video representatives who would be happy to read him the titles of the wide selection of PPV smut available on channels 854, to console him in his time of loss.

And yes, we'll still respect him in the morning.