WTF?!?!?!

[captain_slinky]

1:20 in the morning and people are STILL CALLING! And all for trivial stuff, too! Stuff I would NEVER stay up past Midnight on a Sunday night for! Stuff like "How do I set up a second e-mail address". Dude, it's 1:20 in the morning! Go to bed! Deal with it in the morning!

Soon.... soon there will a new class of noobs on the floor... three of them for The Night Shift... THEN it will get better, right?

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[waygroovy.livejournal.com]

so i unpluged my computer, then I took the... what'sit'called... Ewe esse Bee? and I inserted it into the blender, because margaritas sounded good. And the interentets started spawning hell-flies inside my blender. Naturally I did the only thing I could, that being to pee inside my PC. Now the tip of my peni is all crusty and brown (note, it already was crusty, but originally flesh colored). After stomping on the modem a few times I decided to plug everything back into where it was originally. But I can't seem to log onto the internets. And by computer, i mean the Tandy that I got back in '86. Its so sweet. wiked fast at drawing with LOGO. But the damn coffee cup holder broke off again.

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

yes. it will. absolutely. Has to. Or there will be head-shaving & saffron robes.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I... I think I *hate* you. Well, you and everything you stand for. I hope you don't mind.

[waygroovy.livejournal.com]

Wait, is the mind something that came with my cablemodem? Because I didn't see it in the box. Does it cost extra? Can I get movies with the downloading of a mind? Why do you have to be so caustic! All I want is to watch my movies and download pornographica with my cablemodem. I think I want to talk to a supervisor... what is your callcenter number again? How dare you judge me in my on home! (Hey! shutup in there you spawns of the margarita mix!) sorry, that wasn't to you... what was I saying?