Psyche Eval
Jan. 24th, 2007 10:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Today was my "Psyche Evaluation" to see if I'm too crazy for the Lap-Band surgery. Although I wasn't very confident in the ability of one person to decide if I'm "Sane" after just a 20-minute chat, my concerns were proven to be completely unjustified becasue she had me take A WRITTEN TEST!!!
And thank goodness the true-and-false test was configured in a way that would let them know for 100% certain that I'm not crazy! Take a few sample questions and see if YOU can find the cleverly hidden crazy-testers!
And thank goodness the true-and-false test was configured in a way that would let them know for 100% certain that I'm not crazy! Take a few sample questions and see if YOU can find the cleverly hidden crazy-testers!
- I sometimes feel tired even after a full night's sleep (t/f)
- When I get angry, I feel embarrassed afterwards (t/f)
- It is harder for me to enjoy the things I used to enjoy(t/f)
- Life is just one soul-crushing defeat after another, delivered unto me by those who would conspire against me in the darkness... the sweet, sweet darkness whom I had once considered a friend (t/f)
- I find it easy to make friends (t/f)
- I find it hard to fall asleep at night
- I have crossed the Atlantic ocean more than thirty times this month (t/f)
- I prefer to be alone rather than a part of a large group(t/f)
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Date: 2007-01-26 01:03 am (UTC)I also find it interesting that answering true to 6 of those questions could all mean you have a job too...
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Date: 2007-01-26 05:09 am (UTC)Only solution is to kick down the door and tear imaginary electrodes off yourself while you run out of the building screaming: HULK SMASH!