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Today was my "Psyche Evaluation" to see if I'm too crazy for the Lap-Band surgery. Although I wasn't very confident in the ability of one person to decide if I'm "Sane" after just a 20-minute chat, my concerns were proven to be completely unjustified becasue she had me take A WRITTEN TEST!!!

And thank goodness the true-and-false test was configured in a way that would let them know for 100% certain that I'm not crazy! Take a few sample questions and see if YOU can find the cleverly hidden crazy-testers!
  • I sometimes feel tired even after a full night's sleep (t/f)
  • When I get angry, I feel embarrassed afterwards (t/f)
  • It is harder for me to enjoy the things I used to enjoy(t/f)
  • Life is just one soul-crushing defeat after another, delivered unto me by those who would conspire against me in the darkness... the sweet, sweet darkness whom I had once considered a friend (t/f)
  • I find it easy to make friends (t/f)
  • I find it hard to fall asleep at night
  • I have crossed the Atlantic ocean more than thirty times this month (t/f)
  • I prefer to be alone rather than a part of a large group(t/f)

Date: 2007-01-25 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasjhwa.livejournal.com
Was your sanity test open book? :D

Date: 2007-01-25 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
What, you haven't gotten your Concorde back from the shop yet? You really need to fire that mechanic....

Date: 2007-01-25 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com
Did you ask her for a calculator full of toothpaste, a jar with one piece of balogna, and your slipper full of pickles and peanut butter? Then proceed to draw a "cat" on the test paper and half way through the test ask for a different color crayon. Oh wait, or was the whole idea not to come across as nuts?

Date: 2007-01-26 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supernovame.livejournal.com
That sounds so strange anyways. If you want to lose weight, that sounds pretty smart, so they have to check if you are crazy, and if you are crazy you are not allowed to lose weight? Is that because they hope the extra weight will slow you down and make you easier to catch?

I also find it interesting that answering true to 6 of those questions could all mean you have a job too...

Date: 2007-01-26 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mathewg.livejournal.com
"I find it easy to make friends" is obviously a trick. If you say yes then they assume you are delusional. No means sociopathic.

Only solution is to kick down the door and tear imaginary electrodes off yourself while you run out of the building screaming: HULK SMASH!

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