Less than 12 hours...
Mar. 15th, 2007 09:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyNervousness abounds.
I'm snapping at customers left and right.
Can't concentrate on what I'm doing.
Had my last REGULAR meal for the rest of forever about 10 minutes ago, a Wendy's Mandarin Orange Chicken Salad. Why? Because I wanted to say farewell to my nemesis The Salad, and I wanted to do it in a way I had always wondered about but never dared explore. I mean really now, WHAT TYPE OF PERSON putes fruit on their salad???
Now I know. It's the same type of person who enjoys cherries and appricots in their thanksgiving stuffing.
BLEAGH!
So my final meal was kind of a bust. Oh well... on to a new lifestyle! On to a world where an ounce of lean beef wrapped in bacon served with two spears of asparagus is a full-fledged MEAL! A world where the Suggested Serving Size on any packaging will be MORE THAN ENOUGH to feed me! A world where an 88-cent Swanson TV Dinner is a FEAST!
Excited.
Nervous.
Anxious.
I'm snapping at customers left and right.
Can't concentrate on what I'm doing.
Had my last REGULAR meal for the rest of forever about 10 minutes ago, a Wendy's Mandarin Orange Chicken Salad. Why? Because I wanted to say farewell to my nemesis The Salad, and I wanted to do it in a way I had always wondered about but never dared explore. I mean really now, WHAT TYPE OF PERSON putes fruit on their salad???
Now I know. It's the same type of person who enjoys cherries and appricots in their thanksgiving stuffing.
BLEAGH!
So my final meal was kind of a bust. Oh well... on to a new lifestyle! On to a world where an ounce of lean beef wrapped in bacon served with two spears of asparagus is a full-fledged MEAL! A world where the Suggested Serving Size on any packaging will be MORE THAN ENOUGH to feed me! A world where an 88-cent Swanson TV Dinner is a FEAST!
Excited.
Nervous.
Anxious.
