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captain_slinkyCourtesy of YouTube, just a brief example of the GENIUS of K. Gordon Murray! Go head and watch this first, then enjoy my 15 snarky-yet-insightful comments afterward:
(1) Seems to be missing the car-dealership-fast disclaimer "WickedWitchTrademark&Copywrite1937WaltDisneyEnterprisesAllRightsReserved"
(2) Mister Hurricane?!? The Robot?!?!? CARROT-HEAD AND THE SIAMESE TWINS TWO-IN-ONE?!?!?! Weren't these all B-List bands from the first Lollapalooza back in '90? "Dude... I saw Carrot-Head & The Siamese Twins Two-In-One when they were an opening act for The Spindoctors and Blind Mellon!"
(3) MOZELTOV, Frankenteen... today you are a MAN!
(4) The editing of this trailer seems to indicate that the hoards of gayly dressed children are also considered to be on of The Monsters. That delights me to no end!
(5) They couldn't get THE Tom Thumb, had to go with his understudy "Lil' Tom Thumb".
(6) Did Lil' Red Riding Hood and a giant skunk just stab a homeless dude in the back oh the head and steal his stuff???
(7) Ah yes, ALL of Litle Red Riding Hood's friends! I think my FAVORITE parts of that story when I was growing up were the its that involved Stinky The Skunk and The Freindly Red-Headed Ogre. Take thoe characters out and you're left with really no story at all!
(8) SUSPENSE! Brought to you by... ACTING! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!
(9) DANGER! Do not attempt to make a Fire-Breathing Dragons out of Paper Mache!
(10) LOOK OUT FRIENDLY RED-HEADED OGRE! Mexican Dracula-In-A-Top-Hat is gonna bite you right in LA CABESSA!!!
(11) EXCITEMENT! Oh, not *here*... this is just some clips from the Blooper Reel. PLEASE let it just be clips from the Blooper Reel?
(12) DID THEY JUST LIGHT THAT GUY'S BALLS ON FIRE?!?!?!
(13) My absolute favorite line in the entire trailer; "Hear a WHOLE NEW music score, with MANY new songs". ActualAmountOfNewSongsMayVaryPackedByWeightNotVolumeSomeAssemblyRequired.
(14) Dude! Lil' Red has some PIPES on her! She sounds like a 30-year-Old!
(15) That final shot with them walking through the mountains makes me think this movie is probably pretty much exactly kind of like The Lord Of The Rings.
(1) Seems to be missing the car-dealership-fast disclaimer "WickedWitchTrademark&Copywrite1937WaltDisneyEnterprisesAllRightsReserved"
(2) Mister Hurricane?!? The Robot?!?!? CARROT-HEAD AND THE SIAMESE TWINS TWO-IN-ONE?!?!?! Weren't these all B-List bands from the first Lollapalooza back in '90? "Dude... I saw Carrot-Head & The Siamese Twins Two-In-One when they were an opening act for The Spindoctors and Blind Mellon!"
(3) MOZELTOV, Frankenteen... today you are a MAN!
(4) The editing of this trailer seems to indicate that the hoards of gayly dressed children are also considered to be on of The Monsters. That delights me to no end!
(5) They couldn't get THE Tom Thumb, had to go with his understudy "Lil' Tom Thumb".
(6) Did Lil' Red Riding Hood and a giant skunk just stab a homeless dude in the back oh the head and steal his stuff???
(7) Ah yes, ALL of Litle Red Riding Hood's friends! I think my FAVORITE parts of that story when I was growing up were the its that involved Stinky The Skunk and The Freindly Red-Headed Ogre. Take thoe characters out and you're left with really no story at all!
(8) SUSPENSE! Brought to you by... ACTING! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!
(9) DANGER! Do not attempt to make a Fire-Breathing Dragons out of Paper Mache!
(10) LOOK OUT FRIENDLY RED-HEADED OGRE! Mexican Dracula-In-A-Top-Hat is gonna bite you right in LA CABESSA!!!
(11) EXCITEMENT! Oh, not *here*... this is just some clips from the Blooper Reel. PLEASE let it just be clips from the Blooper Reel?
(12) DID THEY JUST LIGHT THAT GUY'S BALLS ON FIRE?!?!?!
(13) My absolute favorite line in the entire trailer; "Hear a WHOLE NEW music score, with MANY new songs". ActualAmountOfNewSongsMayVaryPackedByWeightNotVolumeSomeAssemblyRequired.
(14) Dude! Lil' Red has some PIPES on her! She sounds like a 30-year-Old!
(15) That final shot with them walking through the mountains makes me think this movie is probably pretty much exactly kind of like The Lord Of The Rings.
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Date: 2007-05-08 07:24 pm (UTC)And heck yeah you can use me as a reference, not a problem! I could even write you a Leter of Recomendation if need be! Just let me know what you need (mail me at captain_slinky at comcast dot net) and I'l getcha whatcha need!