Counting For Customers (A Beginners Guide)

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ME: So you have a router... how many computers do you have hooked-up?
HER: Just the one.
ME: Just one computer?
HER: Yup.
ME: No other laptop computers or anything else connecting wirelessly?
HER: Nope.
ME: No XBox or other Game Systems that you use to get on the internet?
HER: Nah, just the one computer
ME: Okay, great! I need you to shut-down your computer, please.
HER: Which one?

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ME: The... computer?
HER: So you want me to shut them ALL down?
ME: I'm sorry, I thought you said there was just the one compu-
HER: Right, just one computer.
ME: ...
HER: You want me to have my Husband turn off HIS computer, too?