Losers

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teegin is a bit perturbed today that some of the REAL talent (such as The Three Redneck Tenors) got axed on "America's Got Talent" last night. He's even gone so far as to swear off watching any further episodes!

Ahh, but I remember last year when a certain Bruce Campbell/Johnny Cash hybrid wormed his way in to MY heart and was mercilessly cut from the running. That man's name was Bobby Bad-Fingers:

This fellow had it all! He had the talent to make it ALL THE WAY! But the judges said no, favoring "The Rapping Granny" instead. I nearly gave up right then and there, swearing that I'd never watch another episode because really what was the point?

But wait! Near the end of the series! BOBBY BAD-FINGERS WAS BROUGHT BACK AS A "WILD CARD"!

And now? He has a steady gig working with such high-profile acts as Carrot Top in VEGAS!

No he didn't win the whole thing, but he came darned close. So don't give up, teegin! There's still hope!