$4000!!!

[captain_slinky]

Thing about it! With FOUR THOUSAND dollars, you could buy:

• a 42-inch HDTV with a PS3, XBox360, AND a Wii plus enough games to make them worth owning!
• A matching pair of pre-owned 1994 4-door Pontiac Sunbirds in like-new condition!
• The entire run of "Peter parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man" in mint condition!
• EIGHT-THOUSAND TACOS at Jack In The Box!
• A set of Beta "Power 9" Magic: The Gathering cards for several decks!
• Everybody you know a "Salad Shooter" for each and every day of Hanuka!
• An $11 pair of socks for EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

...or you could go ahead and splurge on THIS.

Go ahead... spoil yourself you deserve every second of it :P

Comments

[bjorker.livejournal.com]

I think I love you. hehe.

Though seriously, after reading everything else you wrote, and THEN clicking on the link... brilliant. Super fucking sad to the max, but I like your thinking, there.

Um, Jack in the Box has tacos for 50 cents? um. that sounds suspiciously vomitous.

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Do the tacos come with their very own Mexican Auntie? 'Cause if they do, I'd go for that so she can come over & teach me to cook....

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Their tacos are 2 for $1. You can't buy just one. Nice gimmick. But they are delicious little heart attacks!

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

What is really funny and/or sad is that we are using money that doesn't exist to pay for the war. I would ask for a refund, but the refund is made of the same money as the debt.

Jack-in-The Box Tacos, 2 for 99-cents!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

The "Two For 99-cents" tacos at Jack In The box are indeed an "Acquired Taste", but man oh MAN you'll never have fries as your side order again, EVAR!

You owe it to yourself to cros the highway, drive through and pick up some tacos from Jack. Main thing to remember? IT'S NOT A TACO. It's a taco-flavored bit of deep-fried crunchy grease-stained chewy WONDERFUL!

Deep-fried corn tortilla... "Taco Filling" (not "meat"), Taco Sauce, Lettuce and half-a-slice of PROCESSED AMERICAN CHEESE.

Make sure to squish the leathery meat-pouch part of the tortilla so that the taco flavored filling can be evenly distributed in to the crispy nether-regions of said tortilla!

And then? Once you've accepted that The Jack-In-The-Box 2-for-99-cents taco is THE best food product in THE WORLD? You start experimenting. You put them between the layers of your Ultimate Cheeseburger and pray that death comes silent and greasy.

btw, I can't NOT order a pair of tacos when I go to Jack. It's a sickness. But c'mon... get DOWN with The Sickness!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I can teach you how to make the Jack In The Box taco; all it takes is half a slice of American Processed Cheese-Food, a corn tortilla, a few strands of lettuce and a scoop of spicy Dog Food. Fold everything in to the tortilla, dep-fry it till the edges are crispy, then serve with lil' cups of ranch dressing :D

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Please see my reply to bjorker's original post re: The Praises of J-In-The-B Cheap-Ass tacos :D

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I was kinda thinking... what would happen if a bunch of us just refused to pay our taxes this year? The most ironical bit is that they'd put us in jail, where we would cost the OTHER tax-paying suckers an arm and a leg!

Re: Jack-in-The Box Tacos, 2 for 99-cents!

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

This may come as a surprise to you Captain, but I think you have an unhealthy relationship with junk food. ;-)


That sort of love should be reserved for your wife after all! :o

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

It's how they got Capone. His tax evasion was a moral stand against the government. Yup. True. Mostly.

Re: Jack-in-The Box Tacos, 2 for 99-cents!

[bjorker.livejournal.com]

Honestly... I think the description alone made my belly hurt. I got me a sensitive one. If I consume much of any fast food, I'll definitely be feeling it in a few hours. This one sounds like I'd be feeling it all night entirely from my spot on the toilet.

Oh sorry. Sometimes I forget that some things people don't really want to hear about. Silly me.

but there's some hope that I will have a taste of this particular grease bomb. Dan is a fan of both Taco Bell and Jack in the Crack. I don't suppose one bite with kill me, but perhaps someday soon I will find out. I will let you know... or rather... suddenly disappear...

lol. "Taco Filling". Processed American Cheese. You funny. omg really though, that sounds like murder. eughhhh.

My tummy really does hate me, though. I have to be so careful with things like pizza, or any dish that's supposed to resemble mexican food. It kinda sucks sometimes. One of my worst experiences came after eating a single Dick's cheeseburger. but I'll spare you the details on that one. I did figure out that the drive-in Burgermaster on Bothell-Everett Highway is safe for me to consume, though! Hooray!

okay. shutting up now. really! :X

Re: Jack-in-The Box Tacos, 2 for 99-cents!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

'Cuz that's what every woman TRULY wants... greasy-deep-fried, American Processed *love* :P

Re: Sometimes I forget that some things people don't really want to hear about

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Are we talking "Dairy Queen Soft-Serve Ice-Cream Machine With Air In The Line" bathroom-time, or "A&W Rootbeer On-Tap" bathroom-time?

You can not offend me.. I AM THE OFFENSOR!!!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

That's not mexican food. That's what happened to mexican food when it made the mistake of wandering alone down a dark alley in the bad part of Cincinatti.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Whoa whoa WHOA! Who said anything about this being "Mexican" food! This is an 100% AMERICAN TACO!