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[captain_slinky]

A commercial that just came on TV started with "Forget everything you *thought* you knew about slip-covers..."

OH DEAR LORD!!! For get *EVERYTHING* I *THOUGHT* I knew about slip-covers? But what of all my schooling? The years of dedication? My youthful days at Slip-Cover University? Are they trying to tell me that it's all absolete? That I have been LIED TO all these years? I have been living a LIE???

Ooh! Wonder years is back on! Never mind...

Comments

Young Patawan...

[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

Did you not understand that slip-covering is forever evolving? You should keep your knowledge fresh by taking classes yearly.
You still think slipcovers need to be oversized and tucked under the cushions, don't you?
For shame.
I hope your parents never find out.

Re: Young Patawan...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well i take both the Summer and the Fall Slip-Cover courses at our local community college, subscribe to Slip-Covers Weekly, record every episode of "Slip Covers Tonight With Patrick Swayze" every weeknight at 8pm off the Home & Garden Channel, and am an active poster on the discussion boards at http://www.extremeslicoverlovers.org... what else can I do to keep up to date? And also, what good is any of it, now that I know that it's all just a big LIE!

Ohhhhhh, I feel weak. All a lie... A LIE! That's it... time to make up some cyanide Kool-Aid and some phenobarbitol pudding... I don't want to *live* in a world where Slip-Covers aren't what I thought they were! There is no God...

Re: Young Patawan...

[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

Community College? The only thing they update on slower is computers! Admit it! Every computer on campus is a 486, isn't it?
And Slip-Covers Weekly, that magazine is for old ladies who used to slip-cover in their youth.
I'm not even going to go into Patrick Swayze. He knows as much about slip-covers as I do about dancing.
http://www.extremeslicoverlovers.org, since when has THAT site been anything but a meat market for lonely people sitting on their uncovered couches?
You better hope that commercial comes on again. You need to call the 1-800 number right away!
Operators are standing by…

Re: Young Patawan...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

LIES! ALL LIES!!!

[odiedragon.livejournal.com]

Slip cover technology IS hard to stay on top of... or would that be underneath? :)