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captain_slinkyBLUESKYMAGEDDON '07!!! IS YOUR FAMILY SAFE?!?!? Following just a few simple guidelines could mean the difference between life and death for your children during these trying times!
-Wear protective shaded eyewear. The bright-blueness of these sunny skies have been known to temporarily blind citizens at the most inopportune moments such as while jay-walking or using a chainsaw.
-Sunscreen is very important. Without our protective cloud-cover of grayness to keep us safe from the harmful sunbeams, melanoma and cancer can strike at any moment!
-Don't leave the safety of your home without proper fire arms. The rain and gray usually found at this time keeps our local loonies appropriately depressed and suicidal till The Spring, but this sudden burst of non-adverse weather may result in happiness and energy which in turn could trigger random Rape-Mobs!
-Don't stay indoors. Sunlight can reflect off of shiny surfaces and through magnicying glasses, sparking housefires without any notice!
-Wear protective shaded eyewear. The bright-blueness of these sunny skies have been known to temporarily blind citizens at the most inopportune moments such as while jay-walking or using a chainsaw.
-Sunscreen is very important. Without our protective cloud-cover of grayness to keep us safe from the harmful sunbeams, melanoma and cancer can strike at any moment!
-Don't leave the safety of your home without proper fire arms. The rain and gray usually found at this time keeps our local loonies appropriately depressed and suicidal till The Spring, but this sudden burst of non-adverse weather may result in happiness and energy which in turn could trigger random Rape-Mobs!
-Don't stay indoors. Sunlight can reflect off of shiny surfaces and through magnicying glasses, sparking housefires without any notice!
