THIS is why we can't allow Gay Marriage!!!

[captain_slinky]

"If you let The Gays marry each other, what's to stop people from marrying ANIMALS?!?!"*

"NOOOOOOOOO!!! All the time, it was... We finally really did it! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to HELL!!!"**

(*Quote taken indirectly from about a million-and-a-half Anti-Gay-Marriage speeches)

(**Paraphrased quote from Major George Taylor, who found himself stranded in a future populated by talking monkeys (another thing that I'm sure is somehow linked to Gay Marriage))

Comments

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

I think it's more amusing to consider that given that you can achieve a certain level of "independent person under the law", someone might marry a corporation.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Leads to some awkward holiday moments... "Mom, Dad... this is Amalgamated Global Tech Enterprises World Wide Incorporated. We met at a Hootie & The Blowfish concert this summer and now we're in *looooove*!"

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

So if you cross a donkey with a human you get a pig? No wonder they adopted a robot. And what was daddy trying to do to the fish in that tank? That is no way to treat your own nieces!