"Justified" rhymes with "Homicide"!

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The most difficult mornings are the ones where Molly wakes-up as khristle is leaving, and she won't go back to sleep. And those difficult mornings always come after one of those difficult nights where I couldn't get to sleep.

Dude down stairs has wisely decided to NOT attempt the next level of Guitar Hero yet. He must sense my tired.

OOH! Speaking of Downstairs Dope-Dealer Dude and my/our Judgmental Bastardment! khristle and I bumped in to him and his Girlfriend last night as we (and they) were coming home! We exchanged pleasantries and I couldn't help but notice how he was dressed.

"Did you see that?" I asked Crystal.
"I know! A shirt and everything!"
"Uh huh... and PANTS!"
"Pants?" queried Crystal "...Well that explains it! COURT DATE."

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[why-in-the-heck.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good thing that guy's a drug dealer. He's going to need some Ice for that buuuuurn.

I'm going to have to punish myself for that pun later...