Poetry in Motion

[captain_slinky]

PEAS
A Poem by Molly Pierce, age 2
As translated by Molly's Daddy

Peas! Peas! Peas!
They's What I Likes To Eats!
Now Turn Your Head, Daddy,
Whilst I Squishes 'Em Wit Mah Feets!

Peas! Peas! Peas!
This Is Where they Goes!
While Daddy's Cooking Dinner,
They Ooze Betwixt Mah Toes!

Peas! Peas! Peas!
Have You Heard The News?
Peas Are Best When Filling
The Insides Of Daddy's Shoes!

Peas. Peas. Peas.
I Don't Like Them Any More.
They Make Daddy Get All Shouty
And Mah Butt Gets Awfully Sore :(

Comments

[khristle.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha. Poor Daddy!

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

She's just trying to be an Iron Trash Chef. Why do you always stifle her creativity? ;-)

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

you should have her put grapes in your shoes. then you could make wine.....

[collisions.livejournal.com]

Peas and butt-hurt - you're doing it wrong.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh really? or am i just doing it so very right that you're just JEALOUS!

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

I don't think Riley would go for that. We were outside his preschool one day about a year ago and he saw someone swat their child on the backside, and said, in his VERY LOUD VOICE, 'MOMMMY! SHE HIT HIM! WE DON'T HIT OUR FRIENDS!!'

So that was kind of awkward for me.