F@#king with your cat

[captain_slinky]

Ever felt really bad because you did something to your cat? Something like putting tape on one of his paws, or a rubber band around his waist? Maybe you put doll clothes on him? Gave him a little push while he was walking around the rim of the bathtub?

Yeah, I don't feel so bad any more.

(ganked from gamera_spinning)

Comments

[fritters.livejournal.com]

I hope he was wearing this morning's can of cat food by the time he hit the bottom.

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

That man needs to be careful, cats will get their revenge.

[strryeyedgrrl.livejournal.com]

OMG. That poor cat. Probably was never the same again. Neither was the owner, I suppose, who probably had his eyeballs eaten while he slept that night.

Now I don't feel so bad for the time Ron put lube on his parents' cat's completely declawed paws and then set him down on the hardwood floors.

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

That fuckhead needs thrown out of a plane without a parachute.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

By "Fuckhead"... do you mean the owner, or the cat?

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

The owner!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh good! 'Cuz I was thinking "Wow! greenpear *REALLY* has a thing against cats! Name-calling aside, he wants the poor thing tossed out WITHOUT A PARACHUTE!!!"

For just a second there, you were TOTALLY HARD-CORE!

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

My response was a little ambiguous. Sorry.

Let's just shoot the owner...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just... Wow.

Y'know, that cat was awfully blasé up until that last moment... Makes me wonder what else has been done to the poor thing.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that whatever it was, it involved "Hello Kitty" panties and a tub of Butter Flavored Crisco :(

[teegin.livejournal.com]

I hate people. OCLF VIVA LA REVOLUTION!