Didja Evah?

[captain_slinky]

Did you ever have stuff going on in your life... profound, life-altering, soul-searching stuff... that you just really needed to be able to write in your journal about so you could have some sort of permanent record of the inner turmoil and struggle that you're going through? Something that makes you happy/sad to think about? Something that consumes most of your free thought day in and day out? Yet every time you sit down at the keyboard you start and re-start to try and put it all in to words, you can't get it to sound quite right? Like, it either sounds like you're whiney or stoned or pathetic or drunk or bitter when really all you want is to get it out? Did you ever start writing about it for the 11th time and finally just say "Screw it" and went with a post about your farts instead?

ME TOO!!! OMG, WE'RE LIKE TWINSIES!!!

In other news, my farts now smell TOO MUCH like KFC and Chipotle Deviled Eggs. Like that way that Grape Bubble-Yum Bubble Gum tastes TOO MUCH like Grape so it's just too darned overpowering and all artificial and disgusting. My farts are like KFC-N-Chipotle-Deviled-Egg Flavored Bubble-Yum Bubble Gum.

And whatever happened to Bubble-Yum's chief competitor, "Hubba-Bubba"?

Comments

[firefly-pink.livejournal.com]

I think that the Hubba Bubba brand was discontinued in the early '90s? But they brought some of the flavors back in '06 or '07ish. *shrugs*

[firefly-pink.livejournal.com]

Oh, kinda a gross trivia thang I just read..

In 1977, rumors began to spread that the Bubble Yum gum's soft, chewable secret was the addition of spider eggs. *eeeew*

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

Personally I write in a paper & pencil journal. I find I write much better that way.

And I still refuse to comment on your farts. :-)

[teegin.livejournal.com]

So whats the profound, life-altering, soul-searching stuff? i just like putting people on the spot :D

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Stuff about my sister and how she's responsible for my attitudes towards controlled substances, and her current new lease on life.

It's difficult, but it's something I want to write out.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

You could just start smoking beer and drinking crack. Seriously though if you need an ear I'm here bud.

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Somehow I think that your introspective posts would come out a bit better than all the other whiney or stoned or pathetic or drunk or bitter posts that show up on my friendslist. But that might be because you actually have a modicum of writing ability.