TurDukHen of Teh Internets

[captain_slinky]

I'm sure you've heard of a TurDuckHen(sp?)... that's then they stuff a Turkey with a Duck that has been stuffed with a chicken that's been stuffed with a nice sausage dressing.

Well folks, today I have found The On-Line TurDuckHen. Just... just watch. you don't even have to watch the whole thing.

It's a Rick-Roll. In a foreign video. in a dance video. In a video of a little person. With ironically retro facial and cranial hair. In dorky clothes.

It's... it's *beautiful*!

Comments

[baeleth.livejournal.com]

It...

Kinda looks like Billy Mitchell.

Also...

Can't... stop... watching...

[d-a-r-a.livejournal.com]

It's sorta like a train wreck isn't it? You want to look away but you just...can't.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

If only the hair were a bit more "Duchebag-Mullet", it could TOTALLY be Billy Mitchell!

Never stop watching... if you stop, then The Terrorists have already won :(

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

That's obviously a use of the word "beautiful" that I was previously unaware of...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Was trying to come up with a word that meant "Painful Constipation that Makes You Push So Hard That You Can't See Right For A Few Minutes", but that word escaped me... but whatever that word is, that's the only word that comes close to describing this video.

[zachary-cole.livejournal.com]

This is not right. Or *too* right. I can't tell which.

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

I fear.