NO LONGER WILLING TO BE FAIR OR BALANCED

[captain_slinky]

I've decided to give up on the charade. I'm going full-blown Liberal Pinko Commie Left-Wing Nutjob. I'm tired of scanning gazillions of news sources trying to piece together "The Truth" only to have my Right-Wing friends accuse me of being misinformed and/or mislead and/or propagating lies when it's stuff that can actually be backed-up with video and audio proof.

So I give up. I'm going Hippie. No more showers, no more haircuts... the amount of time I used to devote to reading news will now be devoted to free love, dope and the Time/Life "Remember The 60's" CD collection.

NOTE TO SELF: Must overcome my Methyphobia so I can "Twist A Fattie" with my fellow dirty Hippies.

Comments

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Be a Neo-Hippie. That allows you to shower & listen to Bill Mayers.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Neo-Hippies are no fun. I'm not really that big a fan of The Grateful Dead OR Phish.

Also, 90% of Dudes who are neo-Hippies are actually just Douchebags :(

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

Eh, just throw Battleship Potemkin on the DVD player and go old-school Communist