"Clam Nekid"
Oct. 23rd, 2008 09:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyFolks, let's start a new pop-culture term.
See, back when I was in the 6th grade, a friend of mine and I came up with the term "Poop Stains". Every time we had the opportunity to swear, we would instead say POOP STAINS! "POOP STAINS! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!"
Imagine our shock and joy when, just a year-and-a-half later, one fo the Pete's on the Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete" started using that exact same phrase!
So as you can see, I have some experience with introducing phraseology in to the vernacular lexicon :)
So my NEW saying that I would like to have everybody start using is "Clam Nekid". It's an adult term, used to describe when a woman of legal age takes off her dainty unmentionables and lets it all air out for non-reproductive reasons.
EXAMPLE: In the film "Return Of the Living Dead", Linea Quigley's character gets CLAM NEKID and dances around the graveyard.
EXAMPLE: I once walked in on my Grandmother taking a shower; she was all CLAM NEKID and Prunified.
See, back when I was in the 6th grade, a friend of mine and I came up with the term "Poop Stains". Every time we had the opportunity to swear, we would instead say POOP STAINS! "POOP STAINS! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!"
Imagine our shock and joy when, just a year-and-a-half later, one fo the Pete's on the Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete" started using that exact same phrase!
So as you can see, I have some experience with introducing phraseology in to the vernacular lexicon :)
So my NEW saying that I would like to have everybody start using is "Clam Nekid". It's an adult term, used to describe when a woman of legal age takes off her dainty unmentionables and lets it all air out for non-reproductive reasons.
EXAMPLE: In the film "Return Of the Living Dead", Linea Quigley's character gets CLAM NEKID and dances around the graveyard.
EXAMPLE: I once walked in on my Grandmother taking a shower; she was all CLAM NEKID and Prunified.
