***MAJOR SPOILERS***
Nov. 19th, 2008 07:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyFound this list of spoilers from the new Watchmen movie, kinda sad...
1. Comedian displays Wendy’s new Low Carb Weight-Watchmen Bacon Burger Wrap in every shot he’s in.
2. Bubastis voiced by Patton Oswalt.
3. Dr. Manhattan hung like a treasonous sailor.
4. Rorschach replaced by Inky and Blotto, the WatchTwins.
5. “Tales of the Black Freighter” will star Ted Lange and Congressman Fred Grandy.
6. Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time.
7. “Who Watches Your Heart? (Love Theme)” performed by Phil Collins, Elton John, & Sting.
8. To save time, Captain Metropolis and Arwen merged into the same character.
9. Sure-to-be-controversial kiss between Spider-Man and Green Lantern.
10. Centerpiece scene now an extended skateboard chase through Manhattan, with cameo by Tony Hawk, featuring “Who Let The Dogs Out?”, “All-Star”, and “I Like To Move It” playing simultaneously.
11. Lego Watchmen video game in stores in time for Christmas.
12. Final fifteen minutes will introduce Nite Owl III and Son of Rorschach.
13. Hooded Justice played by Alan Moore. “Just kidding, everybody – I love this movie!” he says on opening night, bouncing like a schoolboy at Christmas.
14. Coming in 2010: Watchmen! The Musical, directed by Julie Taymor.
1. Comedian displays Wendy’s new Low Carb Weight-Watchmen Bacon Burger Wrap in every shot he’s in.
2. Bubastis voiced by Patton Oswalt.
3. Dr. Manhattan hung like a treasonous sailor.
4. Rorschach replaced by Inky and Blotto, the WatchTwins.
5. “Tales of the Black Freighter” will star Ted Lange and Congressman Fred Grandy.
6. Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time.
7. “Who Watches Your Heart? (Love Theme)” performed by Phil Collins, Elton John, & Sting.
8. To save time, Captain Metropolis and Arwen merged into the same character.
9. Sure-to-be-controversial kiss between Spider-Man and Green Lantern.
10. Centerpiece scene now an extended skateboard chase through Manhattan, with cameo by Tony Hawk, featuring “Who Let The Dogs Out?”, “All-Star”, and “I Like To Move It” playing simultaneously.
11. Lego Watchmen video game in stores in time for Christmas.
12. Final fifteen minutes will introduce Nite Owl III and Son of Rorschach.
13. Hooded Justice played by Alan Moore. “Just kidding, everybody – I love this movie!” he says on opening night, bouncing like a schoolboy at Christmas.
14. Coming in 2010: Watchmen! The Musical, directed by Julie Taymor.
