Things I Hate About *ME* (Myself, not Maine)

[captain_slinky]

I'm a retroactive hypochondriac. When I feel bad, I can't exactly describe my symptoms; I just know that I feel bad. Then somebody will ask "Well do you have this and this? Does this hurt and this hurt? Is this runny and that gloopy?" And then I realize yeah, come to theink of it I *do* have all those symptoms! And then I have to wonder... do I *really* have those symptoms, or did the Power Of Suggestion just MAKE me have them?

Sometimes it works, like my Gall Bladder thing.

Sometimes it works against me, like dotgirl mentioning that her throat has been getting hurtier and hurtier till the doctor told her to just stay home 'cuz she's probably contagious.

Come to think of it, yeah my throat hurts!

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[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

The good news is, you're kinda normal because of it. :)