"Okay I've got something totally original for the next Batman story arc."
* "No you don't"
"Yeah, Yeah! You see, we kill off Batman."
* "Like we did Superman?"
"Nothing like that, you see, he is really dead. But there is a twist. Batman will live on with his former junior sidekick in the cowl. Brilliant, right?"
* "You think so? Really?"
"It is so original no one will see it coming!"
* "Like they didn't see it coming when Bucky took over the shield and suit when Captain America was killed in a shockingly exactly the same way?"
"Pfft. Marvel hacks! This is so totally different than that! Batman won't be under arrest, he'll be in a helicopter! Do I have to spell the word original for you to understand how totally awesome this will be?! BrIIIlliant!"
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Date: 2009-01-28 04:53 am (UTC)"Okay I've got something totally original for the next Batman story arc."
* "No you don't"
"Yeah, Yeah! You see, we kill off Batman."
* "Like we did Superman?"
"Nothing like that, you see, he is really dead. But there is a twist. Batman will live on with his former junior sidekick in the cowl. Brilliant, right?"
* "You think so? Really?"
"It is so original no one will see it coming!"
* "Like they didn't see it coming when Bucky took over the shield and suit when Captain America was killed in a shockingly exactly the same way?"
"Pfft. Marvel hacks! This is so totally different than that! Batman won't be under arrest, he'll be in a helicopter! Do I have to spell the word original for you to understand how totally awesome this will be?! BrIIIlliant!"