That 25 Thing thing
Jan. 31st, 2009 09:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyI was tagged about 14 times while i was too bust to do this stuff, so now here it is! The 25 Things You Probably Don't Know About Me!
01> I was the uncredited co-inventor of a new type of rotary engine that runs on salt water, and was paid a large sum of money by OPEC to sabotage the testing.
02> Timothy McVeigh's famous anti-technology "Manifesto" was loosely based on a short story i wrote in the 11th grade called "The Weeping Pool".
03> I know where there is a dead body in Port Townsend... in an old Volkswagon Bug, buried in a pit, covered with a stack of compacted cars and surrounded by several stacks of other compacted cars.
04> I also know why that person is in that pit.
05> I spent 4 years touring with the world-famous Galling Brothers Circus as Chorto the Clown.
06> I scripted 3 episodes of the classic sit-com "Mama's Family", but only one of them ever made it to air.
07> I play saxophone in a Dave Clark 5 Tribute band called "No, that wasn't the Beatles either".
08> I shot the sheriff... but I DID NOT shoot the deputy.
09> I know who put the bomp in the bomp-shbomp-shbomp, and have sworn to take that secret to my grave with me.
10> I *CAN* believe that it's not butter. I won't be taken in by your lies ANY MORE, FABIO!
11> I am not a Fig-Plucker, nor a Fig-Plucker's son. But I will pluck figs till the Fig-Plucker comes.
12> I had a small part in the film "Titanic" that got cut at the last minute because they felt it made more sense for Leonardo DiCaprio to be sketching Kzate Winslet instead of a hairy balding fat dude.
13> I was one of the original cast member of MTV's "The Real World VII", but didn't get much air-time because of my constant nudity.
14> The Super Bowl? That was totally my idea.
16> I absolutely LOATHE the number 15 and refuse to use it in any list that I make, EVER.
17> I once bagged groceries for actor Tom Skerrit. He bought two micro-brew beers and 6 toothbrushes.
18> I take these internet meme things VERY seriously.
19> King Kong ain't got NUTHIN' on ME!
20> My cat can eat a WHOOOOOOOLE Watermelon!
21> I only voted for Obama out of some sort of white guilt, and now expect him to perform miracles.
22> I only voted for McCain out of some sort of black guilt, and now expect him to rise from the grave and devour the souls of my enemies - AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!!!
23> I was once shot through the heart, and YOU'RE to blame. Know why? 'Cuz you give love a bad name.
24> I played my part and you played your game, but STILL you give love a bad name.
25> There's only 4 true things on this list, but you'll probably NEVER know which ones they are!
01> I was the uncredited co-inventor of a new type of rotary engine that runs on salt water, and was paid a large sum of money by OPEC to sabotage the testing.
02> Timothy McVeigh's famous anti-technology "Manifesto" was loosely based on a short story i wrote in the 11th grade called "The Weeping Pool".
03> I know where there is a dead body in Port Townsend... in an old Volkswagon Bug, buried in a pit, covered with a stack of compacted cars and surrounded by several stacks of other compacted cars.
04> I also know why that person is in that pit.
05> I spent 4 years touring with the world-famous Galling Brothers Circus as Chorto the Clown.
06> I scripted 3 episodes of the classic sit-com "Mama's Family", but only one of them ever made it to air.
07> I play saxophone in a Dave Clark 5 Tribute band called "No, that wasn't the Beatles either".
08> I shot the sheriff... but I DID NOT shoot the deputy.
09> I know who put the bomp in the bomp-shbomp-shbomp, and have sworn to take that secret to my grave with me.
10> I *CAN* believe that it's not butter. I won't be taken in by your lies ANY MORE, FABIO!
11> I am not a Fig-Plucker, nor a Fig-Plucker's son. But I will pluck figs till the Fig-Plucker comes.
12> I had a small part in the film "Titanic" that got cut at the last minute because they felt it made more sense for Leonardo DiCaprio to be sketching Kzate Winslet instead of a hairy balding fat dude.
13> I was one of the original cast member of MTV's "The Real World VII", but didn't get much air-time because of my constant nudity.
14> The Super Bowl? That was totally my idea.
16> I absolutely LOATHE the number 15 and refuse to use it in any list that I make, EVER.
17> I once bagged groceries for actor Tom Skerrit. He bought two micro-brew beers and 6 toothbrushes.
18> I take these internet meme things VERY seriously.
19> King Kong ain't got NUTHIN' on ME!
20> My cat can eat a WHOOOOOOOLE Watermelon!
21> I only voted for Obama out of some sort of white guilt, and now expect him to perform miracles.
22> I only voted for McCain out of some sort of black guilt, and now expect him to rise from the grave and devour the souls of my enemies - AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!!!
23> I was once shot through the heart, and YOU'RE to blame. Know why? 'Cuz you give love a bad name.
24> I played my part and you played your game, but STILL you give love a bad name.
25> There's only 4 true things on this list, but you'll probably NEVER know which ones they are!
