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I was tagged about 14 times while i was too bust to do this stuff, so now here it is! The 25 Things You Probably Don't Know About Me!

01> I was the uncredited co-inventor of a new type of rotary engine that runs on salt water, and was paid a large sum of money by OPEC to sabotage the testing.

02> Timothy McVeigh's famous anti-technology "Manifesto" was loosely based on a short story i wrote in the 11th grade called "The Weeping Pool".

03> I know where there is a dead body in Port Townsend... in an old Volkswagon Bug, buried in a pit, covered with a stack of compacted cars and surrounded by several stacks of other compacted cars.

04> I also know why that person is in that pit.

05> I spent 4 years touring with the world-famous Galling Brothers Circus as Chorto the Clown.

06> I scripted 3 episodes of the classic sit-com "Mama's Family", but only one of them ever made it to air.

07> I play saxophone in a Dave Clark 5 Tribute band called "No, that wasn't the Beatles either".

08> I shot the sheriff... but I DID NOT shoot the deputy.

09> I know who put the bomp in the bomp-shbomp-shbomp, and have sworn to take that secret to my grave with me.

10> I *CAN* believe that it's not butter. I won't be taken in by your lies ANY MORE, FABIO!

11> I am not a Fig-Plucker, nor a Fig-Plucker's son. But I will pluck figs till the Fig-Plucker comes.

12> I had a small part in the film "Titanic" that got cut at the last minute because they felt it made more sense for Leonardo DiCaprio to be sketching Kzate Winslet instead of a hairy balding fat dude.

13> I was one of the original cast member of MTV's "The Real World VII", but didn't get much air-time because of my constant nudity.

14> The Super Bowl? That was totally my idea.

16> I absolutely LOATHE the number 15 and refuse to use it in any list that I make, EVER.

17> I once bagged groceries for actor Tom Skerrit. He bought two micro-brew beers and 6 toothbrushes.

18> I take these internet meme things VERY seriously.

19> King Kong ain't got NUTHIN' on ME!

20> My cat can eat a WHOOOOOOOLE Watermelon!

21> I only voted for Obama out of some sort of white guilt, and now expect him to perform miracles.

22> I only voted for McCain out of some sort of black guilt, and now expect him to rise from the grave and devour the souls of my enemies - AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!!!

23> I was once shot through the heart, and YOU'RE to blame. Know why? 'Cuz you give love a bad name.

24> I played my part and you played your game, but STILL you give love a bad name.

25> There's only 4 true things on this list, but you'll probably NEVER know which ones they are!

Date: 2009-02-01 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zachary-cole.livejournal.com
*tips hat*

Funniest thing I've read today.

Date: 2009-02-01 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bjorker.livejournal.com
I've read that dead body in Port Townsend one before ...
hmm...

I actually know someone that knows Tom Skerrit, so I *could*, technically, find out if he may have bought two microbeers and six toothbrushes together at some point in his life. If he can't remember for sure, I think the odds that THAT HE DID!

I will find you out just yet!

Date: 2009-02-01 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasjhwa.livejournal.com
How can you give away so much secret information about yourself in this day and age. I mean #9 alone can get you kidnapped and tortured! You have a kid, man! You have to think of her safety!

Date: 2009-02-01 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
I know! CURSE THESE INTERNET MEMES!!! HOW MANY LIVES WILL YOU DESTROY BEFORE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?!?!?!

Date: 2009-02-01 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynna12000.livejournal.com
Sir....Please..... put the alchohol down, and step away from the keyboard.

Date: 2009-02-01 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tfcocs.livejournal.com
My guess? 3, 4, 16 and 17.

Date: 2009-02-01 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com
I think I've heard you tell the dead body story before, so I'm gonna say those are two of the true ones.

Date: 2009-02-02 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hallerlake.livejournal.com
Yeah, but that was in reference to OJ. ;-)

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