Hawaii's Best Burger since 2004!!!

[captain_slinky]

Teddy's Bigger Burgers just opened their first franchise in The Mainland, and it's right down the street from us.

I think I'm in love.

Hand-pressed burgers flame-broiled. Hand-cut fries. BEER BATTERED ONION RINGS!!! Hand dipped shakes. And so much burger customization available that you could probably go a full year of eating there every day without having to eat the same burger twice.

I've eaten a lot of burgers in my time looking for the perfect burger, and I've been awfully disappointed an awful lot of the time. My favorite burger up to this point had been The Hefty Burger at Herfeys, and that was more like settling for something that at least didn't suck as much as all the other ones; the main reason I loved Herfey's Hefty Burger was because it came with awesome fries.

HOWEVER! Teddy's Bigger Burgers are really something to write home about! I have absolutely no idea how they do this, but they've somehow been able to make a HUGE Hamburger Patty that is MOIST.

Not Greasy.

Not Messy.

Not Juicy.

But MOIST.

It is quite simply the finest burger I have ever had the pleasure of eating.

Comments

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Where is this place?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Woodinville. About 3 minutes from our place. Right behind the Woodinville Cinema. http://www.teddysbiggerburgers.com is a terrible terrible attempt at a website but it should have all the info you need?

Come! Have burgers!

[aquatwo.livejournal.com]

holy shitfucking mother of Charlie the unicorn that's a hideous site! god i need bleach for my eyes!
hm, i should prepare a sample remodel and see if they're interested...

i'll have to check the restaurant out one of these days though.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Really, you need to. It's the best effing burger in all of Effington!

[bjorker.livejournal.com]

Dang. You almost made me want to eat a cheeseburger! Almost. ;)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

They have salads, too? I know that's not much help or fun... kinda like going to a Sex Orgy and spending the entire night clothed, admiring one of the sex toys from across the room while sitting quietly in the corner.

I *tried* to come up with a more G-Rated analogy, but couldn't think of any. Sorry :(

[aurora77]

When it comes to food, a sex-related analogy usually works well. And vice versa.

Also, I think I must make a trip out to try this burger.

[valerie-valerah.livejournal.com]

Well, it looks like I'm going to have to plan a cross-country trip in the near future. Hey, if I was willing to drive my boyfriend three hours so he could try Cici's for his birthday, you can bet I'd drive to WA for a burger :P

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Is your band still limiting the amount of delicious you can partake of?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

yes it is... a "Bigger" burger They come in the three sizes of Big, Bigger and Biggest, plus MONSTER and DOUBLE) and onion rings takes me two sittings to finish... possibly three sittings if I get a bunch of add-ons.

Really... best burger in THA WORLD!!!

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

So for you it is not only delicious it is a good value (assuming it reheats well or is good cold)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Dude... Teddy's Bigger Burgers reheat like a champ AND make an excellent cold snack! And I know it's a sin to say this in the Greater Seattle Area, but... it even "Dashboard bakes" better than a Dick's Deluxe!

However, price is a bit steep... $8 for the 7oz "Bigger" Burger Combo Meal.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

The real question is do they have the scantily clad hula girls wearing bikini tops serving the food as they would lead you to believe on this professionally designed website?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

On Saturday, which was their "Grand Opening", they did :)