Cookie Dough Recall
Jun. 20th, 2009 08:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyNestle Tollhouse Cookie Dough being voluntarily recalled after several cases of deadly salmonella result from people eating the product raw.
SO! All you have to do is take the product THAT SAYS DO NOT EAT RAW RIGHT ON THE PACKAGING back to the store that you bought it at and get a full refund.
Or, alternately, you could NOT EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH RAW and instead follow the instructions on the package, making yourself a delicious batch of warm, delightful cookies that you can still eat and all the salmonella will have been killed by the cleansing fires of your very own oven.
Don't worry - eating a batch of fresh-baked cookies will still make you just as fat as eating a tube of raw cookie dough :)
Also please avoid eating raw Chicken, Pork, Eggs, Pancake Patter, Lighter Fluid and Ready-Light Mesquite Charcoal Briquettes so that we can avoid other such recalls this week. Thanks!
SO! All you have to do is take the product THAT SAYS DO NOT EAT RAW RIGHT ON THE PACKAGING back to the store that you bought it at and get a full refund.
Or, alternately, you could NOT EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH RAW and instead follow the instructions on the package, making yourself a delicious batch of warm, delightful cookies that you can still eat and all the salmonella will have been killed by the cleansing fires of your very own oven.
Don't worry - eating a batch of fresh-baked cookies will still make you just as fat as eating a tube of raw cookie dough :)
Also please avoid eating raw Chicken, Pork, Eggs, Pancake Patter, Lighter Fluid and Ready-Light Mesquite Charcoal Briquettes so that we can avoid other such recalls this week. Thanks!
